I did this with a stupid purple gorilla named Jane. She was always very rude to me. :)
1. Find some garbage in a river and border her house with as much as you'd like. Pull up all the weeds in the acre except for the ones around her house. This doesn't affect the character but it is funny.
2. Write her a letter of scrap. A good example: sjgdlsagdhbsahfgbshdbhasbdhkabsdb If you'd like, attach garbage as a loving gift. She'll reply saying how hard to understand your letter was, and maybe talk about how big of a waste it was to read.
3. Push her around until she talks to you automattically. She should be pretty steamed. If she got mad (with the steam popping above her head) talk to her. She'll call you some nasty names. Ouch!
4. Hit her with teh butterfly net on teh head a few times until she tells you to bug off. Do as many times as wanted.
5. Place pitfalls around her house and push her into them. While she's trapped, either mock her by talking to her or hit her with the butterfly net first.
6. Try hitting her with the ax. Sometimes it's doable.
7. Talk to her and ask to help out. If she gives you a hore, listen to her ramble on. When she asks you if you'd like ot do it, say no. If she's mean enough, she'll get pretty angry! XD
8. Whenever you talk to her using teh "let's talk" feature, always say teh answer you think will make her mad or sad. EX: "Stu said my duds are too small for me. What do you think?" Choice one: No way! Choice two: Duh. You'd choose Choice 2 of course! Sometimes instead of getting angry, they just get sad. Either way, let them deal with it.
I'm not guaranteeing they'll move away, but it's still fun to torture them, right? :B
WARNING: DON'T DO WITH NEIGHBORS YOU LIKE! THEY'LL BE AT RISK FOR MOVING TO A DIFFERENT TOWN!
