"Once upon a time," The author said, narrating the story while typing it out. "There was a an island resort called Isle Delfino. Isle Delfino was a B-E-A-Utiful island, where the Shiny Shine Sprites lived inside a giant soda can called the Shiney Shine Shrine. Yes, it is a very catchy name, isn't it? I know, I'm awesome like that, aren't I? Anyway, these Shiny Shine Sprites created the shiny sunlight that was cast over Isle Delfino, bringing in lots of not-so-shiny tourists who liked to see shiney places! Now, it would be a perfectly normal, shiney day today on Isle Delfino, but noooooo, some random shineyness-hating loser decided to come and paint on everything with a giant, random paint-brush that no one cares about, marking everything with 'M's that seem to stand for 'Mario-Did-This-And-I-Didn't.' Of course, who would believe THAT? Why, the stupid residents, of course! And now, to actually begin the story of-" The author then had to read the tiny little name tag. "-Mario-Rides-On-A-Plane-With-Princess-Peach-And-Toadsworth-And-Saves-Isle-Delfino-With-A-Random-Water-Pump-That-No-One-Cares-About-And-Which-He-Found-On-The-Ground! (MROAPWPPATASIDWARWPTNOCAAWHFOTG for short.)"
End of chapter.
Next time: Mario arrives; Mario finds FLUDD; Mario gets arrested; I stop saying Mario's name so much.
Chapter 2: The Talking Plane and The Pink and Yellow Paint.
The large pink plane glided over the clouds, deflecting the rays of sunlight raining down upon it back at the sun from which they came. "Ouch! My eyes!" The sun yelled, covering its eyes with its hands. At least, it tried to cover its eyes with its hands, but then it realized it didn't have any hands. "<_<" The sun tried to emotion, but as there is no '<_<' smily face, it didn't work. Anyway, Mario, Peach, and Toadsworth all sat on the plane, waiting for it to land. Why they were sitting on the plane, I have no idea. "Oh, Mah-Ree-O, when will we land, Mah-Ree-O?" Peach asked in a Southern accent, fanning herself with a giant fan that was plugged into an unknown powersource. "Wah-ha!" Mario answered, using one of the few words that he knew. "Ah blahbuhblahblah," Toasdworth said, making those funny sounds that he makes when you jump on his head in SMS. Then, noticing that his name was spelled wrong, he yelled, "BLAHDYBLAHBLAH!" "" Peach and Mario emotioned, unable to understand their third companion. "I know what he said!" Random Toad #1 said, speaking in a very Ash-like voice. "He said that if you want to know when we'll get there, you should cook a book on the Fourth of July inside a random building called 'The HomeDepot,' wearing Tennis shoes and a funny hat." "" Peach and Mario emotioned again, finding this even stranger. "Where did you come from?" Peach asked, her voice now non-Southern-y. "Yah-ha," Mario said, nodding in agreement. The Toad pointed upward. "From the sky," He said, grinning funnily.
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"We're here!" Peach announced, reading a sign by their now-grounded plane that read "You are here." "Hey, wait a minute!" The plane said suddenly, a random face appearing on it. "Why am I grounded!?" "Not that kind of grounded!" The author said angrily, popping up out of nowhere. "And you're not supposed to be talking!" "Oh yeah," The plane said, and its face disappeared. "" Peach, Mario, Toadsworth, and Random Toad #1 emotioned, watching this strange scene. "Ooookay," RT#1 said. "Hey, a name change!" He added, after seeing the shortened version of his name. "Hey, what's THAT?" Peach asked suddenly, pointing to the strange paint-like substance in front of them. It was pink and yellow, and she could not help but admire its girlish-ness at a time like this. The other three slapped their hands to their foreheads as her and the paint stuff began to talk about ponies and unicorns.
Next: Mario REALLY finds FLUDD; Mario REALLY gets arrested; Mario fights a girly Pirahna Plant.
Chapter 3: FLUDD, the Funny Laughing Unbelievably Dynamic Dude
"Ya-hoo!" Mario suggested, as one of the Toads fell into the girly paint. "Bluhdy blah bloo blahblah," Toadsworth agreed, understanding Mario's suggestion to search the beach for some random device called FLUDD that was created by E. Gadd industries, and then he was off. What he was off of, I have no idea, though I do believe it was something very tall, for several witnesses claim that they heard screams of "BLAHDYBLAHBLAH!" while visiting the Grand Canyon. Anyway, Mario now began searching the beach, jumping off of boxes to get onto rooftops and then jumping off just to land in the sand. It was then that he noticed the FLUDD device laying innocently in the middle of the plane-highway-thingy. "WA-HAAAAAAA!!??!??!?!" He roared angrily, massaging his injured backbone. "Greetings, fellow crime-fighter!" FLUDD said super-heroly as Mario neared it. "I am known as the Funny Laughing Unbelievably Dynamic Dude! And what is your name, Cadet?" "Ya... hoo?" Mario said uncertainly, pointing to himself; he was fairly sure his name was not Cadet, though he made a mental note to check with the NINTENDO people next time they met. "Yes, you!" FLUDD said heroicly, magicly getting an arm and pointing dramaticly at Mario. "Is your name Cadet?" Mario shook his head. "Is your name Robin?" Mario shook his head again. "Is your name Bhshgohuishrehbjhgsa?" "" Mario emotioned, then shook his head. "Then I do not know what your name is!" FLUDD said matter-of-factly, striking a pose. "What is your name?" Mario pointed upward at the title of the game. "Super Mario Sunshine is your name?" FLUDD said, grinning. Mario shook his head again, and pointed at the word 'Mario.' "Then your name is Super Sunshine?" Fludd said, misinterpreting what Mario was saying. "..." Mario said, then conked FLUDD over the head with a squeaky rubber mallet. "SQUEAK!" Said the squeaky hammer, and then it bounced off, squeaking as it went. "That was quite odd, Super Sunshine!" FLUDD said, stating the obvious. Mario sighed, and started walking back towards the plane. "Wait, Cadet!" FLUDD said, switching between using the names Cadet and Super Sunshine. "You can not fight that pink and yellow Pirahna by yourself!" "Wee-hee?" Mario said, stopping in his tracks. He was sure he had misheard the Funny device. "Yes, Cadet, a Pirahna Plant!" FLUDD said dramaticly. "Listen! One of the Toads is about to croak something about it in a second!" He pointed at a bunch of toads, who did indeed croak something that sounded like "something about it in a second." Then a Toad yelled, "MARIO, HELP! A PINK AND YELLOW PIRAHNA PLANT HAS JUST EMERGED FROM THE PINK AND YELLOW PAINT AND IS TRYING TO EAT US AND WE DON'T KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM! HEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!" Mario slapped his forehead with his gloved hand, unable to believe the stupidity of the Toads.
" Peach and Mario emotioned, unable to understand their third companion.
